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"Hi there!
I'm happy you found my profile! Please sit back and let me introduce myself and my world!

People often tell me that what strikes them the most about me is my bubbly personallity, my eye to detail and my pure, intrinsic evil. My closest "friends" often describe me as unintelligent, but with a well developed sneakyness that gains me insight into peoples weaknesses and an understanding of how to exploit them. I'm also known to be cheap and and as a man who rather bite his head off than pay for dinner. Some would probably point out my creepyness. Others have actually had the gaul to kvetch about my personal hygiene, looks, smell, and so on.

Professionally I'm a bit of a failure I'm afraid, seing as I just got fired, but I have high hopes of tricking my insurance company into paying a few months of dole, so I might be able to pay rent for the charming studio basement apartment I'm renting in South Bronx. I have been able to hold down several jobs for long stretches of time though, but they all ended as soon as my prison term was up, and in all honesty they didn't pay very well.

However - other peoples seething hatred for my person is easily balanced by my megalomanic and undying love for myself. Every thought, smirk or even word I bestow upon the general public I consider an act of bevevolent and loving kindness. And as they say - If you don't love your self, how can you possibly love somebody else? Hence there is no limit to my capacity for love!!!!"

So....sometimes I get a bit tired of all the streamlined copy writing on Frumster and other dating sites.....meh!!

Comments

  1. AlSeptember 30, 2009 at 7:58 PM

    Hi! It's Allison, long time, no Facebook. I miss our debates. And I love this post, it is pretty funny. Are you in New York? What's this about an apartment in the South Bronx?

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  2. Ofer MaimonOctober 2, 2009 at 12:11 AM

    Nope.....picked SB because it is a well known run down neighbourhood, one that I also like a lot:-) So you are taking an FB break?

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  3. AlOctober 2, 2009 at 4:33 AM

    Yes. I took a job that will not allow FB or public networking. I can't believe you are not really here! I wanted to hang out.

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  4. Clas le PetitOctober 14, 2009 at 11:47 PM

    Haven't seen such amount of bum erangs in a long time :D

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